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In this article, we will cover 100% ways not to go to class and tell how you can get sick and not go to school at home in 5 minutes. Read and do before mom came into the room!
The main thing is preparation! Plan your absenteeism in advance, write down an algorithm of actions, think over a legend, in other words, you need a competent strategy so that your parents do not “split” you. There is nothing shameful in absenteeism in reasonable amounts, because we all know how uninteresting the material is taught in most Russian educational institutions.
How to get sick and not go to school
1. Get the temperature of the thermometer. How to do it? There are many different ways to do this:
- Gently rub the thermometer on a blanket or other cloth
- Attach a thermometer to the battery or heat a warm kettle for a couple (carefully so as not to burst)
- Ask to bring tea, dip the end of the thermometer into the tea and heat it, but do not overdo it with the temperature otherwise you will sleep
2. Eat ice cream or sorbet very quickly, swallow without looking and wash it all down with ice-cold juice or soda.
3. Go outside after a shower with a wet head - this way you will very easily get a cold in your ears and throat.
4. Say that your tooth hurts a lot (probably your lies will be revealed at the dentist’s appointment)
7. Pretend to leave. To do this, it is enough to run to the toilet every hour, sitting there for 30 minutes, while demonstratively flushing water and not eating anything. If he asks what he ate yesterday, say that he bought pizza or belyash in the market or in Ashot's stall. You can easily sit at home for a couple of days by taking activated charcoal or white charcoal.
8. The legend of a deceased or sick relative - such a release will take place only 1 time, no certificates will be required from you. In this way, you can skip 1-3 days, it all depends on where your relative lives, I recommend skipping no more than two days, otherwise there may be questions to your parents and your lies will be calculated.
If you have chosen the option with temperature, poisoning or a tooth, try to match, eat very little, try to lie more, and not sit at the computer, otherwise they will figure you out.
At what temperature are classes canceled at school
It all depends primarily on the temperature and wind strength, the stronger the wind and the lower the temperature, the more likely you are to stay at home and play video games. And also it all depends on the region, in the Moscow region the school can be closed even at -30 degrees for elementary school students and -35 for secondary school students, but everything is individual at the discretion of the school administration.
In Yakutia it can be -50 degrees, in Sochi, maybe -20.
How long, according to the law, you can not go to school without a certificate 2018
How many days a child may not attend an educational institution without a certificate depends heavily on the school and its administration. In 90% of schools, a note from the parents is suitable, stating that the child missed school for family reasons.
How to write a letter to school for family reasons
It makes no sense to lay out a sample, since this certificate is written in free form in the name of the class teacher, the date and signature must be affixed, it is advisable to leave a phone number for communication.
If everything is strict at your school, but at the same time you cannot afford to stand in lines at the children's clinic - arrange with a pediatrician by buying a box of chocolates, and you will be given a certificate that your child is sick, you will come and pick it up without a queue . In some polyclinics, “regular customers” often ill people come only for a certificate for discharge.
Where to get a certificate of registration of a child at the place of residence for the school
If you live in another area, you can buy a residence permit in the desired area, at the moment there are many private traders on the market who are ready to register you in their apartment for a small fee. And you can also ask relatives or friends if their property is located in the right area.
More and more Russian parents choose the form of family education. Despite the fact that in Moscow they stopped paying parents the money that goes after a child - and this was nine and a half thousand rubles a month, the documentary base has changed and schools are afraid to work in a new format, the number of people who want to manage the education of their children continues to grow.
The reasons are obvious: school reform, which increased the responsibility of teachers for the success of students, and, therefore, increased pressure on the latter; the creation of large educational complexes with a unified teaching scheme and the destruction of small schools and educational centers tuned to certain groups of children.
And if earlier people turned to alternative forms of education out of necessity - when health problems arose, the family changed their place of residence for a while, the boys' parents wanted to increase the chance of entering a university in order to avoid the army, or a child's additional classes turned into main ones, today parents do not want to send the child to school even in the first grade.
As a rule, these are “conscious” parents who are really concerned about the health and education of their children. They are ready, if there is no good safe school near their home, to consider alternative forms of education and directly participate in the learning process. When making such a decision, two simple arguments are usually put forward - with such an individual approach, the burden on the child is reduced, and parents, in any case, have to make up for the shortcomings of school teachers at home.
For those who do not want to go to school every day, today there are several opportunities to keep up with the program, pass exams on time and get a certificate.
Firstly, the child can study on his own at home with his parents, passing the necessary certification at the nearest school. Secondly, you can study in a family club, the teachers of which are hired by the parents themselves. And the third way is distance learning, when the school of your choice supervises and controls the home process.
These three forms of alternative education were told to Radio Liberty by a family education consultant Alexey Semenychev, head of the family club "Iris" Elena Svitova and Correspondence Administrator of the International School of Tomorrow Natalia Chaltseva.
Alexey Semenychev, family education consultant:
Frankly, many parents will say that if schools were good, we would send our children there. There is no radicalism here, teaching children on their own is hard work. It is very difficult to organize, for example, I have three children, try to pay attention to everyone! And if schools in Russia were different, and a normal attitude towards students was practiced, most likely, we would send our children there and not complicate our lives. However, the current reform has deprived us of this opportunity, since it has reduced the number of good schools in Moscow, and, frankly, has reduced the chances that the state school will become better.
the principle works at school: we will hurt the child, but he must endure
There is one important thing that radically distinguishes school methods and the approach to family education. There is a principle at school: we will hurt the child, but he must endure. We’ll put a “Deuce”, talk to hooligans, and from this his level of stress resistance will improve. However, it is not a fact that a child can withstand such stress. In family education, the psychological approach is completely different: we form social stability through internal support, through positive, through positive emotions. At home we say: no matter what happens, no matter what bad things you do, no matter how messed up in your life, you have a family, home, friends who will support you. And this allows the level of stress, which arises for various reasons, to be removed from the child. You didn’t pass the certification - it’s okay, now we’ll come up with something, work out, pass ... This is a very difficult thing, because it’s difficult for most parents to react like that. This is unusual! Because parents often teach exactly the same as they were taught, and this is wrong.
In fact, when a child studies in a family, all relationships in principle change: between husband and wife, between grandparents, between brothers and sisters ... You will learn so many interesting things about yourself, about your closest relatives, about your friends, acquaintances ... Sometimes you think: it would be better not to know. And there are also terrible demons that will encourage you, for example, to yell at a child ... Sometimes you think: Lord, why is he so stupid? We are all with higher education, we are all so smart, why doesn't he understand anything? And it is very difficult to admit that, in fact, this is your jamb, it is you who did not educate yourself.
But when you recognize some things in yourself, your serious disadvantages, you yourself begin to develop. And I perfectly understand that I changed a lot as a person when I began to engage in home education. You begin to understand children better, react to them better, and communicate in a completely different way. It's a completely different family world! And I would like people to remember that family education is family education, and not school, not preschool, not correspondence, not distance learning, not something else. The main thing is what happens in your life, in your family.
Elena Svitov a, head of the family club "Iris" :
Parents come to our club from the point that they know what is bad, but they do not know how to do it at all. When I started, I had both pedagogical ambitions and indignation at many processes in the secondary school, where my son studied at that time. I myself am a teacher, educator, and now I teach music in our family club. And then I wanted to find interesting people, really interesting people who could initiate some kind of bright processes, and not a struggle for simulacra, artificial things, such as academic performance, grades.
Yesterday I asked our children, the children of the Iris family school, "Why are you here?" And they were so excited about the "deuces"! I mean, nothing worried them more than the threat of a bad grade. They completely forgot about their "five", and after all, the children came to us with good academic performance, these are not the children that the school spat out, for the most part. But there was just a moment of silence after one boy said: "And then the" deuce "in the year - and that's it!" To learn and educate from the point of danger - in my opinion, this is the wrong emphasis.
it is easier for us to control what happens to children ourselves, this gives a sense of security
I would like to speak in defense of those parents who themselves cannot teach. For example, I am not one of those resourceful parents who were able to organize homeschooling for their children. And so I can understand those parents who are rushing about and looking for family clubs. Besides, I'm not sure that all families need such a didactic component between parent and child. Mom should be a mom, but not a teacher. And here we often find ourselves in the situation of a shoemaker without boots. For example, I have three children, but it is much easier for me when they study in a family club than at home with me.
Here we must also say about the psychological component: who are we, those people who go to such alternative projects? Did you pay attention to the eyes? The main feature of these people is hyperanxiety. This is very justified by the situation in the country, which is in a permanent crisis. We feel a total lack of security, its deficit. And it is easier for us to control what happens to our children ourselves, this gives a sense of security. So I would say that the main point that people from the public school system come out of is the point of alarm. And we create a safe space where it becomes easier. Because parents are not forced to let their children go into unlimited, chronic stress and re-traumatization, psychologically speaking. After all, it is absolutely not necessary. Many people say that we raise children in greenhouse conditions, that our children are less socialized, that the conditions of a regular school are about survival, about training, about the ability to cope. But if this is the emphasis, then where is the education?
Natalya Chaltseva, Correspondence Administrator of the International School of Tomorrow :
We took the scheme and, in general, the very idea of family education from the American experience. Those children who study full-time at our school receive two educations - the Russian state education and master the national American program, which is designed, among other things, for family education. Everything is built in such a way that the child, working in workbooks and having a tutor (a parent or teacher can act in this role), educates himself, finds knowledge.
I think that due to the fact that money was still paid in Moscow, and quite a considerable amount, for family education, parents had the opportunity to unite, gather in some kind of circles and hire professional teachers. Therefore, the family form of education here has been transformed into some kind of alternative form. But there are very few such parents - convinced "families" who understand everything from A to Z and take responsibility for themselves.
There are schools, both public and private, that try to create a comfortable psychological environment. And by the way, private education often accepts children who could not stand the stress of a large public school. Let's not hide the fact that children with problems, often of a psychological, physical nature, with difficulties in adapting, also come to alternative forms of education. And all this is solved by alternative forms of education.
children with psychological problems often come to alternative forms of education
Yes, our state is in constant crisis, however, the law on education is one of the most liberal laws. Correspondence education is supported by the state, and Muscovites who are registered or registered in Moscow study by correspondence, like all children, at the expense of the city's Department of Education. And these guys are under constant, so to speak, vigilant control of the school. We negotiate with parents what program the child is studying in, what specific monthly requirements must be met. That is, the correspondence form of education differs from the family one precisely in that the school is included as a methodological component.
We have a lot of parents at the correspondence department who, with the help of teachers, do an excellent job with the education of their children. The situations, of course, are different, but if this is an elementary school, the parent is able, having studied the material, to give it to his child in such a way that it is understandable. We have been conducting online lessons for the second year already, and entire virtual classrooms have been created. That is, each student, sitting in his own house (and they can even live in different countries), receives a live lesson, communication in the classroom. And in this case, even during face-to-face testing, when the guys come to our school, there is no stressful situation, because the faces are already familiar. Therefore, today many parents are able to cope with this problem on their own, without any associations, and switch to an alternative form of education.
"Freedom Classroom"
In order to don't go to school, parents need to present serious arguments. Most often, they are associated with a state of health, which is why offspring who want to stay at home try to play on this.
There are many ways to imitate the disease, and although many do not care much about the moral aspect of such actions, deceit is deceit, parents worry and worry. In addition, it is dangerous to slander health, because even thoughts materialize, to say nothing of a colorfully painted painful condition. Very often, imitations are embodied in real life, and the disease can be very real. Although, to some actually tend to get sick for real.
To avoid going to school, you can try the following methods:
- to pretend to be sick, imitating the symptoms of a viral disease that was once already ill. To burn cheeks, confirming the presence of a cold, they can be patted or pinched (remembering to periodically repeat the procedure so that parents do not suspect anything)
- you need to talk through your nose, breathe through your mouth, cough and sniff in the presence of your parents (or knowing that they are nearby)
- complain of a sore throat, headache and general fatigue
- face and head can be heated with a hair dryer, simulating increased body temperature
- with a thermometer, you can also carry out certain manipulations, for example, heat it to a certain temperature by attaching it to an incandescent light bulb, a hot battery, or substituting it under a stream of hot water. Just do not be zealous, excessively raising the temperature, otherwise they will also call an ambulance.
- you can go to bed and even limit yourself to food or something tasty, cancel a meeting with friends, they say, so bad. In this case, the disease will look more convincing.
- You can develop in front of your parents. Refuse dinner or eat some food, answering that your stomach hurts a lot (you can stock up on food in advance, then it’s easier to refuse dinner). You can approach this issue more thoroughly, with nausea and vomiting. To do this, in advance in the bathroom you need to hide a ladle with water and periodically, with appropriate sounds, pour water out of it. The person after leaving the bathroom should also be appropriate.
Ways to temporarily raise body temperature:
- drop one drop of iodine on a piece of refined sugar. can rise to 37.7 0, though not for a long time - for a maximum of one day. Only with iodine you need to be careful, suddenly an allergy or poisoning
- rub the armpits with ordinary salt or garlic, the temperature after that can rise to 39 0
- a lead from a simple pencil is able to raise the temperature to 38 0, but for three or four hours, and you can get poisoned.
How to quickly raise blood pressure:
- you need to clench and unclench your fists strongly for 1-2 minutes at a very fast pace (as far as possible). So you can provide a pressure of 140x90 mm, accompanying him with complaints of pain in the back of the head and nausea.
To avoid going to school for a long time, you can:
- drink cold milk
- breathe in the cold air
- sit naked in front of an open window in the cold
So the temperature will be, and, and you can sit at home for a week, but it’s better not to do that.
"). Today we have an article How not to go to school and get a high school diploma“, where we will describe another option on how to cope with school, not to waste time and energy, but to follow the school curriculum and get a certificate of education.
We don't go to school! - These are excerpts from an excellent article by Ksenia Podorova. We chose the most moments and it was on the stated topic 🙂
So, let's move on to how not to go to school and get a certificate. As you can see, the question is divided into 2 parts, which we will describe in turn.
How not to go to school
Having become a parent of a first-grader, I went to a parent-teacher meeting. And there I had the feeling that I was in the theater of the absurd. A crowd of adults (seemingly quite normal) sat at small tables, and they all diligently wrote down, under the dictation of the teacher, how many cells should be retreated from the left edge of the notebook, etc., etc. "Why don't you write it down?!" they asked me sternly. I did not begin to talk about my feelings, but simply said that I did not see the point in this. Because my child will still count the cells, not me. (If it will be;-).)
And at home, my son and I quite often told each other about our news (according to the principle “what was interesting for me today”). And I began to notice that in his stories about school, situations of this type are too often mentioned: “Today I started reading such an interesting book in mathematics.” Or: "Today I started writing the score of my new symphony on history." Or: “And Petya, it turns out, plays great chess, we managed to play a couple of games with him in geography.” I thought: why does he even go to school? To study? But in the classroom, he does something completely different. Communicate? But it can also be done outside of school.
And then a truly REVOLUTIONARY REVOLUTION happened in my mind ;-)!!! I thought, “Maybe he shouldn’t go to school at all?” My son willingly stayed at home, we continued to think about this idea for several more days, and then I went to the principal of the school and said that my son would no longer go to school.
To be honest, the decision had already been "suffered", so I almost did not care what they would answer me. I just wanted to be formal and save the school the hassle of writing a statement to calm them down. (Then many of my acquaintances told me: “Yes, you were lucky with the director, but if she didn’t agree,” Yes, it’s not the director’s business! Her disagreement would not change anything in our plans. It’s just that our further actions in this case would be a little others.)
But the director (I still remember her with sympathy and respect) was sincerely interested in our motives, and I quite frankly told her about my attitude towards the school. She herself offered me a way of further action, I will write a statement that I ask to transfer my child to home schooling, and she will agree at the RONO that my child (due to his supposedly “outstanding” abilities) will study on his own as an “experiment” and take exams externally at the same school.
At that time, it seemed to us a great way out, and we forgot about school 😉 almost until the end of the school year. The son enthusiastically took up all those things for which he always did not have enough time: all day long he wrote music and voiced what was written on “live” instruments, and at night he sat at the computer equipping his BBS (if there are “fidoshniks” among readers, they know this abbreviation; I can even say that he had the “114th node” in St. Petersburg “for those who understand” 😉). And he also managed to read everything in a row, study Chinese (just because he was interested in it at that time), help me in my work (when I didn’t have time to make some order myself), along the way, fulfill small orders for reprinting manuscripts on different languages and to set up e-mail (at that time it was still considered a very difficult task 😉 you had to invite a “craftsman”), to entertain younger children. In general, he was extremely happy with his newfound freedom from school. And did not feel deprived ;-).
In April, we remembered: “Oh, it’s time to study for exams!” The son took out dusty textbooks and intensively read them for 2-3 weeks. Then we went together with him to the director of the school and said that he was ready to pass. This was the end of my participation in his school affairs. He himself in turn "caught" the teachers and agreed with them on the time and place of the meeting. All subjects could be passed in one or two visits. The teachers themselves decided in what form to conduct the "exam" or was it just an "interview" or something like a written test. It is interesting that almost no one dared to put “5” in their subject, although my child knew no less than ordinary schoolchildren. Favorite rating was "4". (But this did not upset us at all; such was the price of freedom ;-).)
As a result, we realized that a child can have “holidays” for 10 months a year (i.e., do what he is really interested in), and for 2 months go through the program of the next class and pass the necessary exams. After that, he receives a certificate of transfer to the next class, so that at any moment he can “replay” everything and go to study in the usual way. (It should be noted that this thought greatly reassured grandparents, they were sure that the child would soon “come to his senses” ;-), would not listen to this “abnormal” mother (that is, me) and would return to school ;-). Alas. Didn't return.)
When my daughter grew up, I offered her not to start going to school at all. But she was a "socialized" child: she read children's books by Soviet writers, where the idea was persistently expressed that it was very "prestigious" to go to school ;-))). And I, being a supporter of "free" education, was not going to forbid it to her. And she went to first grade. It lasted almost two years!!! Only towards the end of the second grade did she (finally!) get tired of this empty pastime, and she announced that she would study as an external student, like her older brother. (In addition, she managed to contribute to the "treasury" of family legends with her, too, there were various stories atypical for this school.)
I just dropped a stone from my soul ;-). I took another statement to the principal of the school. And now I already had two children of school age who do not go to school.
How to study at home to get a diploma
Many parents think that if a child studies at home, then mom or dad sit next to him from morning to evening and go through the entire school curriculum with him. I have often heard such comments: “Our child goes to school and we STILL sit with him until late at night every day until all the lessons are done. And if you didn’t walk, it means you have to sit for several hours a day more!!!” When I say that no one “sits” with my children, doing “lessons” with them, they simply do not believe me. They think it's bravado.
But if you really cannot let your child study without your participation (i.e., you intend to “do homework” with him for 10 years), then, of course, home schooling is absolutely not suitable for you. It initially assumes some independence of the child.
If you are ready to accept the idea that a child is able to learn on his own (regardless of what grades he will be given, maybe a "3" for presenting his own thoughts is better than a "5" for writing down his father's or mother's?) then you might think and homeschooling. Including because it will allow the child to spend less time on what he gets right off the bat, and more time to devote to what he does not immediately understand.
And then it all depends on the worldview of the parents. From what goals you set for yourself. If the goal is a "good certificate" (for admission to a "good university") this is one situation. And if the goal is the child's ability to make decisions and make choices, it is completely different. Sometimes 😉 you can achieve both results by setting only one of these goals. But that's just a "side effect" ;-). It happens, but not for everyone.
Let's start with the most traditional goal of getting a good grade. Immediately determine for yourself the degree of your participation in solving this problem. If it is you who will decide it, and not your child, then you need to take care of good tutors (who will come to your home) and draw up (alone, or together with the child, or together with the child and his teachers) the schedule of classes. And choose the school where your child will take exams and tests. And which will give him exactly such a certificate as you wanted, for example, some special school in the direction in which you intend to "move" your child.
And if you are not going to have full control over the learning process (which seems to me much more natural), then it will be useful to first discuss in detail with the child his own desires, intentions and possibilities. Talk to him about what knowledge he WANTS to get and what he is ready to do for this. Many children who have studied at school are no longer able to plan their own studies. They need a "push" in the form of regular "homework". Otherwise, they fail. But it's easy to fix. At first, you can really help the child plan his classes and even, perhaps, set some tasks for him, and then, having “passed” a couple of subjects in this mode, he himself will learn this.
The easiest way to make a study plan is to calculate how much time you have to study for exams and how much information you need to “swallow” during this time. For example, your child decided to pass 6 subjects in six months. So, an average of a month for each textbook. (Quite enough.)
Then you take all these textbooks and see that 2 of them are quite thin and read "in one breath" (for example, geography and botany). You decide that each of them can be mastered in 2 weeks. (There is an “extra” month that you can “give away” to the subject that seems the most difficult for your child, for example, the Russian language with its confusing rules ;-).) Then look at how many pages there are. Let's say there are 150 pages of text in a textbook. This means that you can read 15 pages for 10 days, then leaf through the textbook again in a couple of days to repeat the most difficult chapters, and then go take the exam.
Attention: a question for those who think that studying at home is “very difficult”. Can your child read 15 pages a day and remember what it was about? (Maybe even briefly outline for yourself using your own conventions and drawings.)
I think most kids will find this too easy ;-). And they will prefer to read not 15, but 50 pages a day, in order to finish this textbook not in 10 days, but in 3! (Some even find it easier to do it IN ONE DAY!)
Of course, not all textbooks are easy to read, and this is not always enough. There's math, where you have to solve problems, and Russian, where you have to write, and then there's physics and chemistry. But the best ways to study more complex subjects are in the process of learning. One has only to start And even if something does not work out, you can find a tutor in the most difficult subject, in two, in three Only before that it would be very desirable to give the child the opportunity to learn on his own, then he will at least begin to understand what exactly it doesn't work.
As you can see, the process is not that simple. The main pressure is from society. Moreover, teaching children is generally secondary, since they usually want to learn (if they have not yet understood that teaching is evil).
But, of course, not going to school and getting a certificate requires much more attention, patience, and abilities from both children and parents. Which, in fact, is good - after all, these qualities are very important in real life 🙂
So, you can not go to school and get a certificate - but you have to work.
And more than at school. But - it's worth it 🙂
Skipping school can be quite difficult. If you're going to pretend to be sick, then a day off from school will require you to prepare and considerable acting skills. Even if you miss classes for a good reason, missed assignments will accumulate. But there are days when there is absolutely no energy to go to school! This is where our tips on how to convince your parents to leave you at home – for real or imagined reasons – come in handy.
pretending
Stay at home if you are experiencing some kind of shock
For example, if you recently lost a family member, friend, or other person you were close to, your grief is a good reason to stay home and not go to school. Be honest with your parents about how much the loss has affected you.
- If the tragedy befell you but not your parents, you may think that it will be difficult for them to understand you. Grief is a universal feeling and most people can put themselves in your shoes and give you time to process the loss.
- However, you should understand that the period of sadness must end someday. Intense sadness can last for quite a long time, and it can be difficult for you to extricate yourself from this situation on your own. If you feel that after a few days to a week you are still unable to go to school, you should talk to a psychologist and ask him to help you through your grief.
Be honest if you are being bullied at school
If you are the victim of a bully or a group of bullies at school, talk to your parents or other loved ones about it. Explain how difficult your school life has become as a result of the bullying and ask that you be allowed to stay away from school for a day or two until things settle down.
- Many students make the mistake of not talking about being bullied. You may worry that you will be considered weak, called a “rag”, or that you can make things worse if you talk about it. Nothing will get better if you don't take steps to stop bullying, and during your teenage years, asking parents, teachers, and other adults for help is one of the most effective ways to stop bullying.
- Bullying can have long-term effects, such as causing anxiety, depression, or insomnia. Take care of your future by talking about bullying if it occurs.
Ask to skip school
Tell Mom and Dad that you want to spend a special day with them and let them take the day off from work. This plan can work especially if you're graduating high school soon and going to a higher education institution in another city, or if it's going to be an easy day at work for you and your parents (for example, you don't have any tests and your parents don't have urgent assignments at work). ).
Get permission for a “mental health” day
It is important to talk to parents about anxiety and stress. Adults often forget how difficult school life can be, when in fact, the stress level during study is quite high. If you're going through the usual school-related stress, it might be more beneficial for you to deal with it and get through it all. If stress, anxiety, and depression become more of a problem, tell a parent or counselor about it and ask for a day without school.
- If you suspect that you may be developing a serious mental health problem, such as depression or an anxiety disorder, ask your parents to make an appointment with your doctor. This can signal the seriousness of your problem to your parents, and if you do have some kind of disorder, then going to the doctor will help you control your condition.
Stay at home if weather or nature conditions require it
In the event of a severe storm, flood, or other circumstances that make commuting to school dangerous, your school may close for a period of time. If the weather conditions are dangerous, but the school does not close for some reason, it is better for you to stay at home early.
- Usually parents or educators will help you figure out how bad the weather is for staying home, so you may not have to convince anyone of anything. If your parents stay at home because of the weather, they will be more willing to leave you at home as well.
Late on purpose
Incorporate some delays into your morning routine, finish your morning chores a few minutes late so you won't be able to get to school on time.
- Dress very slowly. Soak up breakfast so you have to change. Get dressed again…very slowly.
- Pretend you can't find something you need, like one shoe or a gym uniform. Find it eventually, but let it take you 5-10 minutes.
- Complain loudly about having a bad day; shed a tear if necessary. If you're lucky, your parent will sympathize with you and let you stay at home.
- Understand that your lateness also affects others, such as your parents, who have to be at work on time. Realize that you are putting their job at risk and decide if skipping school is worth it.
Skip the bus
- The fact that you miss the bus may be an accident, or it may be a plan. In any case, if you miss the bus, you may not get to school if your parents leave for work early in the morning or if they don't have time to give you a ride to school.
- Arrive at the bus stop just as the bus leaves. You don't want your plan to skip the bus to look too obvious. However, you should walk home from the bus stop after you missed the bus long enough. If you're lucky, your parents won't have time to drive you to school by the time you get home.
- If your parents are gone when you miss the bus, be sure to let them know after it's too late for them to come back for you. You should sound a little disappointed that you're skipping classes so that your parents don't suspect that you missed the bus on purpose. You might mention, for example, that you're sorry to miss out on a really cool experiment that was supposed to happen in chemistry, physics, or biology class.
- If a parent is still at home after you missed the bus, they may offer to give you a ride to school on your way to work. Act out a scene about how you don't want your parent to be late for work. Tell him that you're prepared for the consequences of being late, but that you don't want your lateness to affect your parent's work. However, don't push too hard. It may be very easy for your parents to recognize a lie.
Lose a thing
You can't go to school without textbooks or a homework flash drive, right? Search everywhere. The more clutter your home usually has, the easier it will be for you to drag out your search time to be late for school.
- The smaller the item, the easier it is to “lose” it. For example, it will be difficult for your mother to believe that you have lost your backpack or laptop.
- The more important the subject, the more credible your pass will look if you don't find it. Losing glasses or contact lenses, for example, is more important than losing a notebook, as it will affect your ability to study throughout your work day (and depending on how bad your eyesight is, it can also affect how you will you bump into things).
- If you drive to school by yourself, you may lose your keys. However, if it becomes a habit for you, the consequences can be bad (for example, your parents may not allow you to drive to school and force you to get there by bus).
Making documentary evidence
- Convince your parent or guardian to call the school. This is standard procedure. Your parents or guardian will have to call the school and explain that you will not be able to come.
- For most schools, a call from a parent or guardian will suffice. In schools with stricter rules, however, you will have to resort to an official exemption, so you need to clarify the school rules. The essence of this practice is to reduce the number of unjustified absences and keep a record of illness.
- Call the school yourself if allowed. Most schools require the student's parent or guardian to call, regardless of age, but some schools allow the student to make the call himself.
- Get a doctor's note. If you have a long-term illness, your school may require you, your parents, guardians, or other family members to provide you with a doctor's note stating that you are indeed sick and need time to recover.
- A certificate from a pediatrician or therapist will be required if your illness continues for more than a certain time. Exact times may vary by school, so you may want to check school policies to see at what point a doctor's note becomes required. This time usually varies from 3 to 10 days, 10 days is usually more common.
Typical school "excuses"
- You can warn your parents in advance that your class will have an excursion tomorrow, a hike, a competition, an olympiad in which you do not want to participate or cannot, because you are sick, they did not take you, etc.
- In the end, be late, let them not let you go to school, class, excursion, competition.
- Let the teachers themselves "get sick", or "send" them to a teacher's competition. Helps!
- On duty is a wonderful way out of a situation when you don’t know what to think of. Be indignant that everyone was forced to wash, scrub for the umpteenth time. Are you a cleaner?
- In this age of technology, every student has a mobile phone. After the first lesson, tell the teacher that mom called and asked to urgently pick up her younger sister (brother) from kindergarten, because she (he) has a high temperature. Mom cannot leave work, dad is also very busy, and grandmother lives in another city. Therefore, today you will look after a sick child.
- You hide your backpack at school, and when the lesson starts, you are loudly indignant and shout that the backpack with all the textbooks and notebooks is gone, and you guess where they could have hidden it. You leave to search and come to the end of the lesson. Don't forget to lightly soil your backpack to say you found it at the stadium or in the cleaners' back room. The main thing is to look very upset.
- Come with a bandaged finger (or fingers) and say that you knocked them out while playing basketball (volleyball). Broken fingers are very swollen and sore. Thus, you can not write for a whole week, but this will not save you from verbal answers.
- Sit all night at the computer. In the morning, your eyes will be red and swollen. Approach the teacher with a sad look and say that you feel very bad, your head hurts and your throat is tickling. Your appearance will be proof of this. If they send you to the first-aid post and it turns out that there is no temperature, then tell the nurse that your temperature rarely rises above 37, but you feel that you are getting sick.
- You can also go to school and return in 15-20 minutes, telling your parents that the heating has broken in the school, the classrooms are cold, repairs are underway and everyone has been sent home.
- Or say that the school is undergoing a medical examination of all students. The doctors said that today they only examine girls (or only boys), or only grades 1-4, and the rest were sent home.
- You need to get up in the morning and calmly get ready for school, as if nothing had happened. And even leave home. Only at the same time you don’t need to come to school, and you don’t need to catch the eye of classmates (if they are not in the subject). They will hand over with all the giblets, they are like that! How to spend time - decide for yourself. We do not recommend sitting in the entrances, but doing something useful, such as visiting a movie theater and a cafe with a couple of friends, is always a pleasure. And do not try to arrange a party at home! Neighbors in the evening may inadvertently blurt out to parents that it was noisy at your place and then an extremely unpleasant conversation awaits you. The consequences can be grandiose, up to bringing you by the hand to the threshold of the school for six months, which will insanely amuse everyone around you, except for yourself, of course.
- What walk can bring pleasure? The one that the parents are to blame. It does not always work and is not suitable for everyone. It requires that your parents leave for work before you get up for school and that you have a lock on your door that can only be opened and closed with a key. In the evening, you need to quietly say that you have lost the keys to the house. So that the parents seem to hear you, but it seems they don’t. In the morning, sleep peacefully until they leave and lock the door with their key. Then, after about 30 minutes, call your mother and in a panic declare that you are already late, and they closed you, and you warned you in the evening that you had lost your key! You need to sigh more, sigh, sigh. Usually parents are in no hurry to return home to unlock the student. And now, ahead of you is waiting for a whole day of rest at home legally! And you are not even almost to blame for what happened.
- If not a single method rolls, then you really need to get sick. What is needed for this: we wash ourselves, do not dry ourselves, go out onto the balcony or to any cool place, stand for five to ten to fifteen minutes, depending on the temperature “overboard”, our own endurance and the degree of suspicion of our parents. Tonight, most likely, your throat will start to hurt, and tomorrow morning you will completely go down with the temperature.
You can, of course, “get yourself screwed up” on the pavement or “maim yourself” in a physical education lesson, but lying around with a real leg fracture seems to be an uninteresting task.
My head hurts, my throat hurts, my stomach hurts, I had to go to the doctor to check my eyesight, to the dentist, to the pediatrician for an annual examination, but you never know what you can think of!))
ASKA I!
yes yes leg arm head belly throat all together!!
Well, try to "tuck your leg." True, there is a risk that they will be sent to the doctor.
A small make-up like “bruises under the eyes” and a pale foundation and to the teacher - “oh, I feel so bad, I’m just sick. Maybe I got poisoned by something? We bought smoked fish yesterday, maybe it was stale? “And a hand to your throat. The same can be done to parents - a groaning voice from the toilet, only a more real reason.
nadia tarapata
Ahaha, yes, everything is simple here, we take a thermometer and measure the temperature, and when your parents leave, you tap your hand with the blunt end several times and the temperature rises (but only with mercury) ahahah
asmodeus hfgsdfgd
I remembered my childhood, I personally got up specially at 5 in the morning, and while the parents were sleeping, I took kefir from the refrigerator, drank it, and ate walnuts, everything that came across and ate everything, literally in a couple of hours I was swollen very hard, and in the toilet sat for about an hour, I didn’t go to school like that 🙂 advice don’t do it very often, because they’ll burn you all the time before school), one day my dad burned me, I realized something was wrong 🙂 he woke up early and saw that I went in I go to the kitchen and start eating anything, oh, I remember my ass was red, it hurt to sit down 🙂 in general, good luck fantasize,
Warnings
- Face the real reason. Ask yourself why you don't want to go to school. If you want to hide from the abuser or avoid another serious problem, you should better look for solutions to the problem, and not run away from it. This will make your life happier and healthier in the future.
- Don't skip school. Go through all the options your school provides for absenteeism. If you skip school without a reason or a call from your parents, you will be considered a truant and may have serious problems as a result.
- Find out what you are missing. In some subjects, it will be more difficult for you to catch up with the class than in others. Before you stay at home and skip school, you should think about how difficult it will be for you to catch up with class when you return, and also determine if skipping school is worth the effort. This is especially important if you are pretending to be sick or staying at home for a reason that is not very important.
- Consider the consequences. You can stay home for a real reason or pretend to be sick if you don't have a real reason to miss. In any case, skipping one or more school days can make your life more difficult later on.