Trees that live a very long time. Lifespan of trees
Municipal autonomous preschool educational institution
"Kindergarten No. 10 Kashira urban district"
Intellectually - environmental quiz
"Nature Experts"
(for parents)
Compiled by the teacher
highest qualification category
Seregina Tatyana Sergeevna
Education:
Secondary special pedagogical
Experience pedagogical work: 30 years
Kashira, 2017
Target: To develop the creative potential of parents and their competence in environmental issues. Intensify the thinking and search activity of parents.
Form of conduct: game
Equipment: colored leaves (red and yellow).
Quiz progress:
Teacher:
Hello, dear parents! Hello our viewers!
“Oh, how many wonderful discoveries the spirit of enlightenment is preparing for us...” I am very glad to see you at this meeting. One of the most effective and most interesting means for children is play. Games bring children a lot of joy and promote their comprehensive development. While playing, children better acquire knowledge about objects and natural phenomena and learn to establish relationships between them and the environment.
So now for youintellectual-ecological quiz “Nature Experts”. And you have to complete tasks and demonstrate your numerous knowledge and talents.
Teacher:
In order to make it convenient for us to communicate with you today, you have divided into two teams. Colored leaves will indicate the name of your team. (Parents receive colored pieces of paper (red and yellow) and are divided into two teams).
Teacher:
Every task requires an attitude, and we will start with a warm-up. So,1 competition "Blitz - survey".
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
We answer quickly and correctly.
– Who carries the house?(Snail)
- Not a bird, but with wings.(Butterfly)
-What animal has a bush on its head?(Elk).
– Who wears a hat but doesn’t know how to say hello?(Mushroom)
- Name the first messenger of spring?(Rook)
- What does a toad eat in winter? (nothing, she sleeps in winter)
– Name the smallest bird?(Hummingbird).
– What bird breeds chicks in winter?(Crossbill)
– Which bird throws its eggs into other nests?(Cuckoo)
– Which bird flies the fastest?(Swift).
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
- What animal sleeps upside down all winter? ( Bat )
- What's inside bird bones? ( air )
- What is the thinnest thread in nature?(Spiderweb)
- What grass do cats like? ( valerian)
Forest rooster? (Caercaillie)
- What kind of hunting is allowed in the forest at any time of the year?(Photo hunt)
- How many legs does a spider have? ( eight )
- This natural phenomenon looks like a light haze in the air.(Fog)
- Is a penguin a bird or not?(bird)
- Name the most famous forest singer?(Nightingale)
Teacher:
- Well done, you showed good knowledge in the warm-up. And now we move on to the main tasks of our game. So,competition “What kind of tree is this?”
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
– This tree is easy to recognize in winter by its almost black trunk. Its fruits - round nuts - hang on the branches almost until spring. And at the beginning of summer it blooms with fragrant yellow flowers. Willingly visit flowers rich in sweet nectar various insects. And bees make delicious, healing honey from the aromatic juice.(Linden)
– This tree is called the beauty of the Russian forest. How many songs have been composed about him, how many poems have been written! Slender, with white bark, thin drooping branches and talkative foliage, it always evokes admiration and joy. And small birds are attracted to earrings with seeds.(Birch)
“Everyone who passes by this tree in the spring exclaims: “It smells so good!” It is strewn with fluffy clusters of white fragrant flowers. Its strong aroma is not only pleasant, but also useful: it cleanses the air of germs.(Bird cherry)
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
– The rough leaves of this tree consist of halves of different sizes. The wood is also unusual: hard, elastic, does not warp from water, and when dry, does not crack. And the logs made from it are absolutely magical: you can’t split them with an ax - the ax gets stuck in the wood fibers.(Elm)
- This tree is cheerful and elegant at any time of the year. In the spring it blooms with white fragrant flowers, in the summer it rustles with carved leaves, and in the fall its branches are sprinkled with bright clusters of berries. Love in winter time It is visited by various birds: bullfinches, waxwings, black grouse, wood grouse, blackbirds.(Rowan)
- They call him a mighty forest hero: even in strong hurricanes it “sits” firmly in the ground. Its wood is beautiful building material; Medicines are made from the bark; wild boars, jays and other forest animals love to feast on the fruits.(Oak)
Teacher:
- And you coped with this task, and now I want to offer a very interesting competition, where you have to remember the meanings of many words and complete phrases. So,competition “Character of ours and our smaller brothers”
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
1. Brave as... (lion) .
2. Insidious as... (snake) .
3. Cowardly as...(hare) .
4. Sly as... (fox).
5. Angry as... (dog) .
6. Hungry like...(wolf) .
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
1.Hardworking, like...(ant) .
2. Loyal as...(dog) .
3. Stubborn as...(donkey) .
4. Clueless as...(ram).
5. Quiet as... (mouse) .
6. Free, like...(Bird) .
Teacher:
- Well done, you completed this task easily and quickly. But in the next task, you need to show your erudition. So,competition "Erudite".
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
- Name the surnames that come from the names of animals.
(Zverevs, Volkovs, Koshkins, Krotovs, Zaitsevs, Karpovs, Kozlovs, etc.)
- What animal's name consists of 2 letters?(Hedgehog, already, yak)
- Name wild edible plants.(Nettle, sorrel, burdock, mint, oregano, rose hips, St. John's wort, etc.)
- Name a plant that is associated with ringing?(Bell)
- Name the birds that winter in our area?(Tits, sparrows, bullfinches, magpies, crows, partridges, etc.)
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
- The name of which plant consists of a particle, a preposition and a sentry box?(Forget-me-not)
- Name the plants that bear human names.(Rose, Veronica, Ivan-da-Marya, Daisy, Ivan-tea, Cornflower, etc.)
- Name animals whose names only have three letters.(siskin, owl, macaw, crayfish, beetle, wasp, lion, bull, ox, cat, great dane, catfish, ide, fox, mule, etc.)
- What black berries do you know?? (Bird cherry, blueberry, blackberry, chokeberry, black currant)
- What coniferous tree does the berries grow on?(Juniper).
Teacher:
- Well, let's continue our game. And in the next task you will have to answer questions. Let's see whose team will be more active. And now"Question - Answer" competition.
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
- Why does a hare have big ears?
- To hear better;
- To avoid overheating;
- For braking when cornering.
Answer: In order to sweat with them. Excess heat evaporates through thin hot ears with a large number blood vessels. In hot weather, the ears remove a third of the heat generated during metabolism.
- Why do animals lick their wounds?
- From pain;
- To heal faster;
- For hygienic purposes.
Answer: To make wounds heal faster. In addition to enzymes that kill microorganisms, a protein was found in saliva that stimulates the proliferation of skin cells and the formation of blood capillaries.
- Who is the largest and smallest among mammals?
- The elephant and the mouse are tiny;
- The whale and the bat;
- Giraffe and shrew.
Answer: Most large mammal on Earth - a blue whale (its length is 33 meters
and weight 160 tons). And the most small mammal bat butterfly,
living in Thailand. It is about 2.5 cm and weighs 2 grams.
- Who has ears on their feet?
- In butterflies and beetles;
- In flies and mosquitoes;
- In grasshoppers and crickets.
Answer: In grasshoppers and crickets. And mosquitoes, ants, and butterflies have “ears” on their whiskers, the American cockroach has “ears” on their tail appendages, and locusts have “ears” on their stomachs. Hairy caterpillars have hairs as their “ears”, while naked caterpillars have all their skin.
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
- Do crocodiles build nests?
- Always building;
- Sometimes they build;
- They don't build at all.
Answer: They are building. They collect rotting leaves and branches in a heap and lay eggs in them. Rotting releases heat sufficient for the eggs to develop. A caring mother will turn the nest over more than once, creating the necessary temperature and humidity.
- How can a mosquito be useful?
- Pollination of plants;
- Serves as food for fish and birds;
- Only harmful.
Answer: By pollination - because it feeds on nectar and pollinates at the same time. Since there are very few bees and bumblebees in the taiga and tundra, the mosquito brings great benefits to plants.
- Who has the biggest claws?
- At the bear;
- In the armadillo anteater;
- At the lion's.
Answer: The giant armadillo that lives in South America. They are as long and wide as the palm of an adult.
Teacher:
- Well done, you showed good knowledge. And now the next one"Confusion" competition.
Teacher:
Questions for the red team:
Firaj - giraffe
Dulverb - camel
Goroson - rhinoceros
Pimshezan - chimpanzee
Alako - koala
Dilocroc - crocodile
Teacher:
Questions for the yellow team:
Vel - lion
Razeb - zebra
Begetom - hippopotamus
Padan - panda
Nosl - elephant
Pardole – leopard
Teacher:
- I am very glad that you coped well with this task. So, we quietly approached the final task in our duel. In conclusion, I would like to suggest to everyonecomic game "Trick ending".I read the verse, and you all quickly answer.
Teacher:
- Any girl knows that carrots……. blue (orange).
Everything is covered in white snow, which means it’s coming... summer (winter).
At night, each window is dimly lit..... sun (moon).
The leaves fell off the maple tree, and by autumn it had become... green (naked).
There are four lions under the tree, one has left, there are..... two (three).
The mouse counts the holes in the cheese, three plus two equals..... four (five).
He beat on a pine tree like a drum in the forest... ram (woodpecker).
On the fence in the morning, crowing... kangaroo (rooster).
As soon as the daylight went out, it faded into darkness... rooster (eagle owl).
From a palm tree down, to a palm tree again, he deftly jumps.... cow (monkey).
In the swamp at full speed, croaking loudly.... rooster (frog).
The whole street heard the mooing... chicken (cow).
Teacher:
Our quiz has come to an end. I am glad that the teams of experts turned out to be active, inquisitive and attentive. I would like to end our meeting with these words:
Let everything be beautiful in a person:
And thoughts, and actions, and soul!
In harmony with nature and with yourself,
So that children can live in the world,
Bring up your children, take care of them,
Protect the ecology of your soul!
Teacher:
Thank you all for your participation and attention!
Impeccable style and knowledge of the rules good manners- the key to the success of a modern woman.
Whether it’s a high society reception, dinner in a restaurant, a visit, social party, travel or a first date - certain laws apply everywhere, the impeccable adherence to which makes an attractive and intelligent lady a real lady.
According to the rules of the strict dress code, a hat is not a mandatory part of a woman's wardrobe. However, it is a convenient accessory for creating an authoritative image and graceful style, performing both a protective and decorative function.
A man must take off his hat when entering a room and raise it when greeting. Women not only do not have to do this, but also do not need to. The lady also wears a hat when meeting with a high-ranking person. Women should take off their hat in the house or government agency, however, this is not necessary during a visit or official event.
When should you take off your hat?
A wide-brimmed hat should not be worn later than 5 pm.
Hats designed for the cold season should be removed indoors. As a rule, no one wears a hat at home, although if you are hosting guests, you can complete the look with a stylish hat. If you are invited to visit, then focus on the preferences of the hosts, religious or national peculiarity and you need to know in advance this. Houses. If they don’t mind, then you can leave the hat on; if they don’t, then you can always hang it on the hat rack.
The hat must be removed at work, unless head covering is part of the professional dress code.
In the cultures of certain faiths there are requirements to crumple the hat during wedding ceremony. For example, during Catholic marriage ceremonies, women remove their headdress when the mother of the bride removes it. But this is already a national or religious feature and take care to find out about it earlier.
In what cases can a woman wear a hat?
During public events, lunches, tea parties, playing the anthem, raising the flag, etc.
During worship or when visiting a religious place, such as a church (this rule varies depending on the religion).
In auditoriums or cinemas, as long as your hat does not block other people's view.
IN public places, for example, in a theater or during a parade, it is permissible to wear a hat, but only if it does not obstruct anyone’s view.
Important Tips:
Women should never take a man's hat off.
Hats, as a rule, are not worn with evening dresses.
When adding jewelry to your headdress, in addition to the fairly standard ribbon, do not forget that they should go on the right side.
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Material:
- Demomaterial: “Trees”, “Flowers”, “Wild Animals”, “Insects”, “Pets”, “Seasons”,
- schematic maps,
- hoops,
- cards (yellow, green, white, redflowers),
- recording cassette,
- hats of yellow, green, white, red colors,
- Tsvetika – Semitsvetika hats (one cap is pale colored, the other cap is bright).
Methodical techniques:
- Surprise moment
- audio and video recordings,
- show,
- analysis.
Children enter the hall and stand in a semicircle. (On the chairs there are cards of green, yellow, white, red, under the chairs there are cards and masks.)
There is a knock on the door.
Educator:
“Who is this who is knocking on our door?
Is he asking to come to our house?
Let's see?"
A carrier pigeon flies in:
“I flew around the world
I flew into your kindergarten!
Message from the forest
This is very interesting!”
Gives the envelope to the teacher.
Educator:
“Let's see. Interesting. Here's a sound letter. Shall we listen?”
The teacher turns on the tape recorder. The tape recording plays:
“Hello, dear children kindergarten No. 3. I really want to get to know you better. There is little time left before our meeting. See you soon, Fairy of Nature.”
Educator: “Guys, it means our guest is in a hurry.”
The Nature Fairy comes:
“Hello children. I am the Fairy of Nature. I came to meet you and invite you to visit me. In my natural state There is a club for nature lovers. Do you want to visit there?
We got up. Get ready.
It's easy to get to the Kingdom of Nature,
You don't have to go far.
Close your eyes and take a step
Now let's clap our hands like this:
One clap, another clap -
And now a haystack is visible,
And now the field is heading
The wheat is noisy and agitated,
The skies are blue above her,
Open your eyes quickly.
Here we are in my state, in a club of nature lovers. I have a magical flower, Tsvetik-Semitsvetik. He fulfills every wish. Now I'll show it to you. Something is wrong here. Who was in charge here? Where is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik? Do you hear someone crying? (The Nature Fairy looks behind the tree, Tsvetik-Semitsvetik comes out) Yes, this is Tsvetik-Semitsvetik. What happened to Tsvetik-Semitsvetik?
Tsvetik-Semitsvetik (child):
“Auntie Bad Weather has arrived. She clapped her hands hard - scared her with thunder, poured heavy rain, cast a spell. All my colors were washed away and the magic disappeared. She didn’t like that the natural state was so beautiful and calm. And someone who loves and knows nature can disenchant me.
Fairy of Nature:
What should we do, children? We need to help Tsvetik-Semitsvetik. Your petals have become pale. Let's see if we can do something with them. Guys, there is something on the petals. Yes, these are tasks. Let's read it.
1.Red petal. “Name the artist.”
Fairy of Nature:
Children, take the cards on the chairs.
“Four artists,
as many paintings.
Painted it with white paint
All in a row one.
The forest and field are white,
White meadows,
Near the snow-covered aspens
Branches like horns..” (Winter)
“The second one has blue
Sky and streams
Splashing in blue puddles
A flock of sparrows.
Transparent in the snow
Ice floes - lace.
The first thawed patches,
The first grass..." (Spring)
“In the picture of the third
There are so many colors to count:
Yellow, green, blue are available.
Forest and field in greenery,
Blue River
White fluffy
There are clouds in the sky..." (Summer)
“And the fourth is gold
Painted the gardens
The fields are productive,
Ripe fruits...
There are beads everywhere - berries
They ripen through the forests,
Who is that artist?
Figure it out for yourself!” (Autumn)
Well done! You know the seasons well. I have prepared hats for the seasons for you, green for spring, white for winter, yellow for autumn, red for summer. So we will divide into teams. What's on the orange petal?
2.Orange petal. The game “Who (what) was, who (what) became.”
Fairy of Nature:
“I will distribute cards to each team. You must confer and lay out the chain. What was and what has become.”
Egg - fry - fish.
Egg - Chicken - chicken.
Egg – tadpole – frog.
Seed – sprout – plant (dandelion).
Acorn - sprout - oak.
Well done guys completed the task. Let's see what's on the yellow petal.
3.Yellow petal. Didactic game“Seasons.”
Fairy of Nature:
“Now assemble a landscape from parts.” (The game is played in teams).
Well done.
4.Green petal. Post the collage “Forest”.
Fairy of Nature:
And now the team Winter and Spring are coming out. Your task is to post a picture of the forest.
“Guys, one by one you take any element and run to the easel, attach it and come back. Another one is running.” Then the task is completed by teams Summer and Autumn.
“Well done, everyone did it. The collages turned out wonderful.
Let's see what task is on the blue petal.
5. Blue petal.
Fairy of Nature:
And here it is, guys. Questions about how to behave in the forest. What will you do?
– Lyosha found a nest with warbler eggs in the grass. He really liked the small testicles. He wanted to take them home. And the warbler circled above them and screamed. What is the right thing to do for Alyosha?
– The children came with a teacher to forest clearing. And they stopped in amazement: “So many flowers! Kupava, daisies, bells. Let’s pick big bouquets of flowers,” the children suggested. And the teacher said...What did the teacher say?
– On Sunday I decided to go to the lake. Two boys were walking along the path in front of me. Suddenly they saw a small frog in the grass. Let’s take her with us so that she doesn’t get lost,” said one boy. “Don’t touch it, the frog will find its own way,” said another. Which boy was right?
– One day Seryozha with his father and mother went to the river. “Give me a jar, I’ll catch some fish,” Seryozha asked his parents. “You can’t catch them,” dad said and explained why. What did dad tell Seryozha?
– What do these signs mean?
- Don't make noise in the forest.
- Do not trample mushrooms.
- Don't step on anthills.
- Do not touch the chicks.
Well done! You must be a friend to all living things and behave correctly in the forest.
What's on the blue petal?
6.Blue petal. Flash questions.
Fairy of Nature:
“We respond quickly.
– Who carries the house? (Snail)
- Not a bird, but with wings. (Butterfly)
-What animal has a bush on its head? (elk).
– Who wears a hat but doesn’t know how to say hello? (mushroom)
– Where do insects go when winter comes?
– How are they different? birds of prey from other birds? (Very keen eyes, hooked beak, sharp claws)
– Why are ice holes made on reservoirs in winter? (The fish don't have enough air to breathe)
– List the coniferous trees. (Pine, spruce, cedar, larch, fir)
– What animals hibernate? (Badger, bear, hedgehog, gopher, hamster.)
– What animals change color for the winter. (Hare, squirrel)
– What animal’s eyes can see from the front, the side and even the back at the same time? (At the hare)
– What bird doesn’t build nests and hatch chicks? (Cuckoo)
– What bird is called “ forest doctor? (Woodpecker).
– What animal is called the “ship of the desert”
– Which bird breeds its chicks in bitter frost?
– Without what can a plant not grow? (light, water, heat). You know everything, well done. And now the purple petal.
7.Purple petal. “Unusual circles.”
Fairy of Nature:
Take the cards.
“You have cards with insects, animals, plants, flowers. You need to find your circle and stand next to it.
– Wild animals
– Pets
- Insects
- Flowers
Name your circle"
(During this time, Tsvetik-Semitsvetik puts on a bright hat).
Fairy of Nature:
“Guys, look how bright and beautiful Tsvetik-Semitsvetik has become. You helped him. You are true friends and nature experts. And now it’s time for us to return to kindergarten.
Let's hold hands, friends,
And along the forest path
Let's go to our home.
(Children go to the group.)
Karina (22:39:34 08/01/2010):
I'm just looking for such riddles. I know many more like them!
stranger (22:43:11 08/01/2010):
cross-eyed small, in white in a fur coat and felt boots, who is this? (Chukchi Santa Claus)
Karina (22:45:00 08/01/2010):
a hundred clothes and all without fasteners. who is this? bum
Karina (22:49:19 08/01/2010):
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (BALD)
Irina (20:48:50 06/02/2010):
winter and summer in the same color (money)
Irina (20:51:26 06/02/2010):
that above us is upside down (fly)
Ksenia (21:43:01 06/02/2010):
hair, and among the sausage, what is it? (ear)
Nastya (13:09:50 03/22/2010):
look! this can be done on April 1 in front of people, that is, on the street! A plastic bag is placed in an empty washing powder box and powdered milk is poured into it. It’s interesting to watch those around you when, in a crowded place, you start eating the contents of the box with a spoon.
Yulyashka (18:53:42 01/04/2010):
funny jokes! super!
Sophie (18:59:39 05/25/2010):
All around is water, and in the middle is law? (the prosecutor is bathing)
Zhenya (13:14:46 09/06/2010):
To stroke from the front, you need to stroke from behind???=))) (brand)=)))
Vlad (14:36:45 06/20/2010):
walked up to the back, stuck it twice and walked away (slippers)
ANYUTKA (11:43:27 16/07/2010):
the weight of the pear cannot be eaten (*******) (little children, do not guess the riddle
T@nyusha KonKov@ (20:22:48 07/24/2010):
There’s a man standing, wearing a hat, holding an apple, a hunter is walking past, he’s aiming his gun, where did he hit? (To prison) Two rings, two ends (Gay wedding) Nose like a cat, eyes like a cat, mouth like a cat. Who is this? (Cat)
Fariza (21:36:32 11/10/2010):
winter and summer in the same color (black)
Fariza (21:39:32 11/10/2010):
the woman is soon 40 years old but jumps like a fool, give the correct answer who she is (Snow Maiden)
Irina (10:15:52 08/11/2010):
He left his grandmother and left his grandfather. Who is this? (sex)
unnamed (20:40:56 10/12/2010):
Which runway cannot be compressed (Runway)
unnamed (15:33:39 12/26/2010):
What does an electrician have in common with Robinson? (Insulation)
MARINA (23:01:35 12/27/2010):
WHAT NOT TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST (LUNCH AND DINNER)
Nastasya (10:14:26 12/28/2010):
Walks on the ceiling and sucks light bulbs? Ceiling lamp sucker. Green, spotted, twitching - a soldier at a disco.
Yulishna (16:40:32 01/28/2011):
It's black on the outside, red on the inside, put it in and it's great. What is this!? (galoshes)
ALICE (12:51:25 04/02/2011):
SUPER RIDDLES, SO FUN!
Irina (14:58:13 10/02/2011):
I work as a teacher, and in my opinion, some of these riddles quite develop children’s logic and humor.
Fabios (18:46:00 12/02/2011):
1. How is a photocopier different from a skeleton? Answer: almost nothing, Xerox-dry, skeleton-dry.
2.Is it possible to place two bricks in space with absolutely identical coordinates? Answer: you can, but not at the same time, remove one and put the other on.
3. Two men are carrying a log, which one is carrying it and which one is helping? Answer: who from the thick end carries, and who from the thin end helps.
Elena (15:48:30 18/02/2011):
Volosnya, volosnya, sausage in the middle. (corn)
Elena (15:54:02 18/02/2011):
Hair, hair, in the middle of the lip. (Alla Pugacheva)
Tanyusha (17:38:22 03/15/2011):
class, cool riddles I have, even my relatives didn’t guess, but these are riddles for children
Sergey (09:08:29 19/03/2011):
The banks are green, the water is red, the fish are black. What is it? WATERMELON
Mashunya2 (09:52:00 01/04/2011):
1. What does Boris have in front, and what does Gleb have behind? - (letter “b”)
2. The grandmother was carrying a hundred eggs to the market, one (and the bottom) fell. How many eggs are left in the basket? (none because the bottom fell out)
3. When is a person in a room without a head? (when he sticks it out the window)
4. How do day and night end? (soft sign)
5. What clock does it show? exact time only twice a day? (who stopped)
6. Which is lighter: a kilogram of cotton wool or a kilogram of iron? (same)
7. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep? (by gender)
8. What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot? (take off a boot from each person)
8. The crow is sitting, and the dog is sitting on its tail. Could it be? (the dog sits on its own tail)
9. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? (when the door is open)
10. In which month does chatty Mashenka speak the least? (in February, it is the shortest)
11. Two birch trees are growing. Each birch tree has four cones. How many cones are there in total? (cones don’t grow on birch trees)
12. What will happen to the blue scarf if you put it in water for five minutes? (gets wet)
Mashunya2 (09:54:46 01/04/2011):
I can also give giveaways
Mashunya2 (09:57:00 01/04/2011):
1. Raffle with a box.
“In the classroom where the lecture will now take place, place a small box on a high (higher than human height) place, for example, on a cabinet. The box must have an opening top and no bottom. Paste a bright inscription on the outside that is noticeable from afar - for example, TAKE ME AWAY and fill the box with candy. The teacher enters the classroom, sees a box with a provocative name, and what does he do? Of course, he takes it off the cabinet. And the box has no bottom. The result is clear. Suitable for both the office and the dorm.”
2. Prank with threads.
“If the door in your colleague or dormmate’s room opens outwards, then such a prank is possible. You need to connect all possible objects: books, pens, light pieces of furniture, etc. using threads with the door handle. The “victim” opens the door, and all objects fly away from their places. Complete destruction. The only difficulty is to leave the room, hooking the threads to the handle and without disturbing the objects. ”
3. Raffle with signs.
“In an establishment where there are many visitors, place a sign indicating the toilet on the door of a completely different room. It is advisable that the workers in this room go outside as little as possible - this will keep your sign up longer, and the longer the workers will watch people rushing in, stumbling and running out. Especially if you place the pointer women's restroom. You can make several directional arrows to help people find their way to the pseudo-toilet. You can use the sign “buffet” instead of the sign “toilet” - the workers will have to explain many times that this is not a buffet, but, for example, a laboratory assistant.”
4. Raffle by phone.
“Let’s say a new young secretary has appeared in your team. Spectators, privy to the prank, watch her behavior. Someone from the next room calls the secretary and, in as serious a voice as possible, reports that they are calling from the telephone exchange, and now, in order to clean the wires, hot steam under pressure will be supplied through the telephone channel. Therefore, you need to very quickly wrap all telephone handsets in the office with plastic or paper (or put them on the floor). Everyone sits and watches. The most important thing is to say it seriously and quickly. Well, the secretary should be quite trusting.” Focus is shown in big company. Take it in a pinch right hand handkerchief. That is, hold it by the middle, and it hangs down with its skirt - like a bell. With a pinch of your left hand, take the coin and show it to everyone. Carefully insert the coin from below into the bell and grab it through the scarf with a pinch of your right hand. Invite everyone to take turns making sure that the coin is under the scarf. It is not allowed to touch the coin from above through the scarf. You must carefully put your hand under the scarf and touch the coin itself. The last one to check, naturally, is your partner, with whom you need to agree on everything in advance. The partner feels the coin, takes it away (unnoticed) and says, like everyone else, that the coin is indeed there. The second phase of the draw begins. You carefully make circular movements with the handkerchief and say some kind of spell. Again, you ask everyone to take turns making sure that the coin has disappeared. During this process, you can “accidentally” drop the scarf and, after picking it up, shake it for greater persuasiveness. When it comes to your partner's turn to check, he inserts a coin into your pinch and says, like everyone else, that there is none. You twist the scarf again, etc. The main thing in this trick is to force everyone to carefully put their hand under the scarf when checking. Then your partner's actions will not arouse suspicion.
Psychic
You offer to guess a number from 2 to 10 for a person; multiply it by 9; add the numbers that make up the resulting two-digit number; subtract 4 (here it always turns out to be 5). Next, you suggest choosing a letter in the alphabet that corresponds to the resulting number (it turns out “D”) Next, remember the country with this letter (the joke starts here, because most people think of Denmark). And finally, an animal with the 3rd letter from the name of the country (most people think of a rhinoceros), then, making a smart face and pausing, you must say: “There are no rhinoceroses in Denmark.”
Anastasia (18:42:54 01/04/2011):
What is the similarity between burnt bread, a drowned man, a pregnant woman? (they didn’t have time to pull him out: a drowned woman from the water, bread from the oven, a woman from a woman... You know)
Leila (11:08:05 04/24/2011):
jokes are something cool jokes.......
Olga (12:51:29 18/05/2011):
Good questions, they will come in handy at work.
tanchik (12:38:13 05/25/2011):
Tell me what competitions you can come up with for a 13 year old child for the holidays
1 (13:12:02 24/06/2011):
Here’s another kind of prank: you take a banana and a needle, carefully press the pieces into the banana with the needle (as if cutting) and give it to a friend... It was funny when the pieces fell out
rashid (22:06:09 02/08/2011):
below volosnya above sausages (corn)
Elka (14:22:15 05/10/2011):
there is a hedgehog without needles, how old is he?? (18 goes to the army)
Anastasia (19:44:40 07/10/2011):
. What stands in the middle of the earth? M How does summer end and autumn begin? ABOUT
Anastasia (19:57:00 07/10/2011):
31. How does summer end and autumn begin?
32. I am in lakes and seas, but I am not in the water. I am in the watermelon and cucumbers, but I am not in the melon. Who am I?
33. How does the ball and carnival end?
34. What is in watermelons, tomatoes and cucumbers that is not in pumpkin?
35. What pronouns spoil the road?
36. When are genders three pronouns?
37. What can’t you hide in a chest?
38. What animal does not bite, does not rush at anyone and lives above everyone else?
39. I am part of a musical instrument, but rearrange the letters in me and I will turn into a planet.
40. Is it possible to meet a lion, two bears and hounds at the North Pole?
41. The twin sisters were named: two by the names of flowers, one by the name of a tree.
42. Which bird is named after the dance?
43. Which bird do you need to pluck feathers from to get morning, day, evening, night at once?
44. What is behind the hare and what is in front of the heron?
45. The name of which tree consists of four prepositions?
46. If you subtract one letter from the end of a puppy’s name, you will get new words each time. Which?
47. What question cannot be answered “yes”?
48. What question cannot be answered “no”?
49. Two mothers, two daughters and a grandmother with a granddaughter... How many are there?
50. Three candles were burning. Two of them went out. How many are left?
51. Three light bulbs were burning. One was extinguished. How many light bulbs are left?
52. A flock of geese was flying: one in front and two behind, one behind and two in front, one between two and three in a row. How many were there?
53. Seven brothers have one sister. Are there many sisters?
54. Two fathers and two sons bought three oranges and divided them equally among themselves. How much did each person get?
55. What names musical instruments start with the name of the notes?
ALINA (21:42:02 09/10/2011):
Help me solve the riddle: This cannot be controlled, it cannot be spent, it cannot be seen, but can only be felt. What is this?
funny girl (15:28:00 10/27/2011):
1. The hanging pear can’t be eaten? (husband)
2. Six kukun in the middle of the dura. What is this? (figure)
ale (22:06:13 10/28/2011):
cool I need these
Alena (16:45:34 10/29/2011):
What's less with a head than without a head? Help me guess
Danila (14:30:36 30/10/2011):
Why is the floor in the men's restroom covered with sawdust (so that eggs don't break if they fall)
evil (14:52:00 01/11/2011):
flies and shines (mosquito with a golden tooth)
a hundred clothes and all without fasteners (homeless)
starts with X. when he sees P. rises (the elephant takes food)
climbs onto the ceiling and chews on a light bulb (an ordinary ceiling lamp-gnawer)
What is the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floors? Answer: From the 1st - boom! - \"ahhh!\" From the 10th - \"ahhh!\" - boom)
How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put a giraffe in it, close the refrigerator
How to put an elephant in a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in there, close the refrigerator.
The lion gathered all the animals for training. All came, except one. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Elephant: it’s in the refrigerator! ah-ah-ha
Lerusya (07:28:25 08/11/2011):
help solve the riddle ice white inside the chronicle fruits and vegetables
Casanova (12:58:00 12/11/2011):
who knows::::::::did you find out the answer???
Irishka (22:28:49 11/15/2011):
great riddles for me! Lera is a refrigerator
wall (14:39:00 11/17/2011):
What word can be written from right to left, turned upside down, mirrored, and it will still remain unchanged? (it)
They claim that they do not glue, although they have not even tried to glue them. (affairs)
What came first: the egg or the chicken? (egg, eggs were laid by dinosaurs long before chickens appeared)
One magician said that he could place a bottle in the center of the room and crawl into it. How is this? (into her - into the room) Whom does a mere mortal see every day, a king - very rarely, and God - never? (their own kind) Who walks while sitting? (chess player)
The person makes it turn on, but when it turns on, the person immediately turns it off. (alarm)
Lerusya (19:14:51 11/17/2011):
now guess another riddle, ira, especially for you, it’s round, big, juicy, ripe
Underhill (22:47:58 11/18/2011):
Guess the riddle: Two brothers went to carry water. :-)
Masha (14:23:37 01/12/2011):
why does a duck swim (from the shore)
Masha (14:25:30 01/12/2011):
going to a birthday party
agatha (15:46:25 09/12/2011):
how a driver driving a car saw a woman on the road if the lights weren’t shining, the stars weren’t shining and the moon wasn’t shining and the woman had no light (it was day)
Masha (09:26:46 13/12/2011):
He wears a hat, but doesn’t know how to say hello (Mushroom)
Mashulka (09:39:05 12/13/2011):
Game Three words: The game can be played between teams or individual players. The presenter names three nouns. The players' task is to come up with as many sentences as possible that contain all three words. In this case, the words may change according to pages. The player (team) who comes up with the most suggestions wins!
Tatyana (09:06:00 30/03/2012):
Question: Two nails floated down the river. What is the Georgian's last name?
Oksanka (11:40:55 10/04/2012):
Can a rooster call himself a bird?
shadow (16:25:57 02/05/2012):
one eye, one gog, but not a rhinoceros? (a cow peeks out from the corner) rebus: o d t h p w s v d d (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)
guess (16:34:04 02/05/2012):
firstly, guess specifically, and don’t guess, but the name is Maria
Ira (10:05:16 11/05/2012):
Is one leg shorter than the other? (compass)
Ira (10:07:56 11/05/2012):
Many riddles are written by the one who knows them more!
I don’t know who (13:31:47 11/05/2012):
cool riddles
Guest (16:53:14 05/17/2012):
what does everyone need? (name)
me (16:54:37 05/17/2012):
there is everything in the chest, but something is missing, what? (places)
me (16:56:28 05/17/2012):
What does a chicken think about when she runs away from a rooster? (Am I running fast?!)
Alya (05:26:43 05/31/2012):
green, bald, jumps, but not a grasshopper. (soldier at the disco)
Oleg (14:51:05 01/06/2012):
The more of them, the smaller the forest. (Fires) A small bird flies through the forest, freezes upside down. (hummingbird)
stranger2 (18:24:03 06/06/2012):
Which hand is required to stir tea according to etiquette? ( Better tea)
Katka (12:41:37 12/06/2012):
and tell me where you found them out??? Please
Victoria (16:25:07 16/06/2012):
A man is running across the field, and behind him is a crowd armed people. "You won't see any gold!!!" - he shouts and shoots. What's happening? (World Biathlon Championships)
Mikhail (20:26:20 06/24/2012):
A very small flock was flying, how many birds were in it and what kind? (seven owls)
Alexander (18:35:19 06/26/2012):
There lived three brothers, the king caught one brother. 2 brothers come to the king and offer money and gold, but he does not agree. The king says to find a horse that is neither red nor blue, and so on. The brothers found the horse, but why can’t he take it? write your answers
Alexander (20:29:21 06/26/2012):
Alexander (21:08:18 06/26/2012):
solve the riddle. What did the three brothers say to the king? That the king and all his subjects cannot take the horse.
Arina (17:00:26 12/07/2012):
COOL RIDDLES
Vika Bruneta (16:31:43 07/24/2012):
just great jokes
Sashko (07:30:39 08/21/2012):
Please tell me the answer to the riddle: What can’t be hidden in a chest! Very good. necessary!
Mila (15:50:14 04/09/2012):
When black cat Is it easiest to get into the house? (when the door is open)
Ksenia (13:18:42 09/24/2012):
He quietly came up from behind, quietly stuck it in and walked away. (Slippers)
Evelina (13:57:27 09/25/2012):
The rooster first laid 1 egg, and then 5 more. How many eggs did the rooster lay? (zero. Roosters do not lay eggs!)
Evelina (13:59:30 09/25/2012):
The hedgehog learned to breathe with his butt, what happened then?
Irka (12:07:01 10/21/2012):
Thanks everyone for the riddles. You helped me a lot =)
Anya (23:27:40 10/11/2012):
They claim that they do not glue, although they have not even tried to glue them.
Nadezhda (21:39:53 01/12/2012):
the jokes are awesome, these jokes were very useful on my birthday; the guests and I were in shock.
Irina (01:06:37 03/01/2013):
Cool, I really liked the riddles, they were very useful to me, thank you very much
Ksenia (14:10:17 08/01/2013):
the coolest riddles I've ever heard or seen
Vasilina (18:17:10 14/01/2013):
There are three types of people who believe in Santa Claus, who do not believe in Santa Claus, and what is the third type of answer? javascript:clickjavascript:click_smile("")_smile("")
Galina (18:41:20 01/17/2013):
Everything is fine. But why is a tiger striped? Where does a kangaroo get a pouch?
Guest (21:43:46 02/14/2013):
man sees this every day, the king sees it less often, but God never sees it, what is it? What is this
Secret (17:26:31 02/21/2013):
The two of us always walk around, looking like brothers; we have dinner under the table and at night we are in bed. (boots)
Svetik (17:46:54 02/03/2013):
You run, there are Germans behind you, a wall in front, which barrel do you put in, with beer or wine?, then you run further. There are Germans behind, a wall in front, which barrel you jump into, with oil or water, then you run further. There are Germans behind you, which barrel will you jump into, one with urine or shit? The answer should not be about barrels! He's smart
secret stranger (20:38:14 09/03/2013):
What do day and night have in common? (soft sign)
petimat (15:29:00 03/14/2013):
Who gets hit on the head to make sure he walks straight? (nail)
ELENA (15:53:21 03/15/2013):
In the name of which European state worth three i?
Guest (22:52:58 03/27/2013):
Dangling between the legs, on - X begins. (Tail) Boy and girl in the grass, did something on - E? (Eating strawberries)
Guest (10:07:20 03/28/2013):
There, here, back, it’s nice for you and me. (Swing)
angelina (17:01:05 02/04/2013):
What can you cook and not eat? (homework)
angelina (17:06:10 02/04/2013):
why can’t an ostrich call itself a bird? (everyone thinks because it can’t fly; it’s not true because it can’t speak)
angelina (17:10:27 02/04/2013):
The uncle took a gun from his house and started shooting, where did it hit? (To the police)
Lilya (18:08:25 06/06/2013):Dasha (17:21:26 13/05/2014):
Seven brothers have one sister. are there many sisters? what's the answer?
pro100 A. (18:57:19 09/17/2014):
Where can't you get to? (to the horizon line)
tiger (16:06:29 12/19/2014):
there is a plant on the ground and an animal in the water (cucumber)
Natasha (08:29:22 03/13/2015):
When is a person at home without a head? (when he looks out the window)
Ksenia (19:48:36 18/03/2015):
How many minutes does it take to hard-boil an egg? (you don’t need to boil it anymore, it’s already boiled)
Julia (09:10:38 05/05/2015):
Very funny riddles with a catch
Natka (20:36:42 10/19/2015):
Flies, screams, waves its claws? (an electrician fell from a pole)👄
Natka (20:53:53 10/19/2015):
From what and why? A duck swims in a pond (from the shore and along the water)
Natka (21:02:51 10/19/2015):
It’s in the garden, black and white, and it’s scaring the crows (piano, why in the garden? - my piano, I put it where I want)
Trees not only decorate the world around us, but also give our planet cleanliness and fresh air. For the tree to achieve its goal mature age, as a rule, many years pass. But there are also representatives of the plant world who can be called real long-livers, since their life expectancy can be several thousand years. And being next to such a tree gives you long-lasting, memorable sensations that are mixed with a feeling of surprise and delight. Which trees are among the longest living trees in the world?
Surprisingly, one of the longest-living trees in the world is the common spruce, which will not surprise people living in our latitudes. This tree symbolizes New Year and is so carefully decorated by all people on the eve of the holiday. And the oldest coniferous tree grows in Dolarna (Sweden).
Experts have established that this spruce is already 9550 years old. A study of this tree showed that several decades ago, the Swedish spruce was already beginning to die, but suddenly a young shoot appeared, which allowed it to prolong its life. And if you look at this tree, you can hardly see the difference between the old tree and the new shoot - they look about the same. But the remains of wood and needles under the tree, which were studied by scientists, are clear evidence of the considerable age of the spruce. And who knows what “record” for age this tree will be able to set.
2 Sequoia and baobab
Among the most long-lived trees in the world, the next on the list are these trees, which can live up to 5000 years. Sequoia was recognized as one of tallest trees on the planet - this tree easily grows up to 115 meters. Also distinctive feature its bark is very thick, which in some places can reach up to thirty centimeters. When exposed to fire, the bark of a sequoia tree does not ignite, but is capable of charring, which creates excellent thermal protection for the entire tree.
And baobabs, like redwoods, can have a lifespan of 5,000 years. This tree is considered one of the thickest, since the trunk can be up to 10 meters in diameter. Possessed by baobabs unique ability– absorb water (can absorb up to 120,000 liters). All this is explained by the presence of porous tissues under its bark, resembling a sponge, which absorb liquid and provide the tree with life-giving moisture in dry weather.
3 Yew and Banyan
In third position in the list of the longest-living trees in the world, we can confidently place these trees, which live up to 3000 years. Yew is also different in that it can easily tolerate a lack of sunlight, grow calmly and develop well.
A distinctive feature of the banyan tree is the presence of thousands of trunks - in the center there is a main trunk, from which thick shoots emerge, and from them branches go down, setting their goal to take root. However, not everyone succeeds in this - some shoots dry out before reaching the ground. After rooting, the shoots begin to grow in thickness, after which they become very similar to the main trunk and also “continue their lineage.” The oldest banyan tree grows in India - the age of this tree is more than 3000 years, which the plant proves that it is capable of an even longer life.
Pine
Pine can live up to 1200 years. However, as you know, there are always exceptions to every rule - the most oldest pine planet (spinous intermountain) is 4900 years old. It is incredibly surprising that these pines grow in incredibly difficult conditions - they manage to survive well at an altitude of 3000 meters (in the United States), where the soil is not at all rich in the nutrients necessary for growth and development. nutrients, and besides, precipitation “pampers” plants infrequently.
In conclusion, we can note several more long-lived trees: large-leaved linden, silver poplar and common oak, whose age can reach a thousand years. But still, as a rule, long life Coniferous trees live here, which are held in high esteem by many peoples of the world. For example, in Finland, spruce is welcomed as a symbol of life; in Japan, this same tree, along with pine and juniper, is recognized as a symbol of longevity, and in Korea and China, spruce is considered a symbol of integrity and fidelity. Maybe you can still explain the love for coniferous trees because they are incredibly sensitive to environmental pollution, and therefore they should live long and please the planet’s population with cleanliness, “ennobling” and improving the air everywhere.
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